That's what a birth certificate does for you. It turns you from a person into a legal fiction, complete with a Social Security number, and guaranteed place on the old electoral register should you wish. So whilst natural born freemen are turned into corporations and their birth certificates bonded for money to private banks by the government, we also see fit to give true corporations all the rights of individual people through 'legal personality' and more besides.

Something must be very rotten in the constitution of a land that has to treat corporations as freemen and freemen as corporations.

However, don't take my word for that fact, simply try and get any corporation, organisation, council or central government bureaucracy to explain this to you, or spell your name properly NOT IN ALL CAPS. They can't and they won't.

And the saddest fact in all this is not even 0.1% of the population is aware of the fact of this great swindle, that has been pulled over our eyes for so long, because well – it just seemed normal – everyone else doesn't raise a fuss about it – it must be alright, mustn't it?

No, it's not alright. Dear old Lizzie, Queen of Engerland (Gawd Bless Er) also has something of a multiple personality disorder. She is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporation_sole and so can own property in her own personal right, and that as the Queen (a.k.a The Crown).

That's not the end of the corporate legal shenanigans though, as Wikipedia clearly states: “Her Majesty in Right of the United Kingdom is a distinct legal person from Her Majesty in Right of Australia, which is in turn distinct from Her Majesty in Right of Canada, Her Majesty in Right of New Zealand, and so on. Likewise, she has a distinct corporation sole for each of the Australian states and Canadian provinces, on account of those realms' federal systems of internal governance.”

Well, if it's good enough for the Queen, it's good enough for me and you right? So I'll have four Jobseeker's Giro cheques please, and triple my income support, bosh up my housing benefit and don't hate me if I claim tax credits on all my personalities while I'm at it. I'm just following the lead of my 'betters' after all.

Beware of CAPITALISATIONS. Government is the biggest criminal network ever conceived and it HATES competition. So if they ever try and arrest you for something, tell 'em to go after the guy with the name in ALL CAPS. That'll work right?