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| The peoples choice new year honours list... |
| Written by Jon |
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Short satire for an improved New Year honours list Bob Geldof - Services to staying off telly for a whole year Gordon Ramsey - Services to cheffing stereotypes Delia Smith - Services to Chav Cuisine David Cameron - Services to opposing Labour by becoming Labour Graham Norton - Services to bikers and twinks --- better than the official list eh? |