When your family makes your girlfriend think twice

 ‘Introducing Girlfriend to Parents’ Proberly the most embarressing experience of my life so far.I say so far cos there is no doubt I will get really embarressed again, my family think its so funny to whind me up, that there comedians and practical jokersBut never did I think they would take it to the extreme they did.I been going out with this girl emily now for about 2 weeks and I thought it be a good idea to bring her round my house as my 2 little sisters and dad were in sunderland away for the weekend.I used to hate bringing girls home cos my mum or someone in my family would always terrorise me and say something to ‘put them off me’‘Did he tells you he still wets the bed’? ‘Did you know he wipes his bogeys on his bed’?Cheers mum she really looks like she wants to leave now.Im game for a laugh but my mum and sister lauren took the piss.I said to emily I’d meet her at the top of the road cos she forgot what number I lived at so I quickly put me trainers on and walked up. As we were walking through my front door I could see my sister kneeling at the table with the talc powder out pretending to sniff it as if it was cocaine!Had a good 3 or 4 lines all out on the table ready!She lifted her head up and her nose was covered in it.How could she do that to me now my girlfriend thinks my sister has a drug abuse problem not exactly something I want going through her head.. then as I turned my head towards the tv I see my mum on the settee with about 8 cans of fosters open pretending to shake as she drunk one!Then she kinda callapsed on the settee as if she passed out.Great fuck it why not , not only does my new girlfriend think my sister is a smack head she now thinks my mum has a drinking problem!Good first impression yahuh?