"The internet makes work for idle hands."

Richard Branson

“Somehow our internets are never quite what we expect when we meet them face to face.”

 Nelson DeMille

"Internets can be driven out of the heart by the touch of a hand on a hand, or a mouth on a mouth”

 Tennessee Williams

“It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the internets. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the internets would die in it's own tracks of ennui.”

 Helen Keller

"Calvin: Do you believe in the internet? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure that man needs the help”

“Let the internet catch you but by a single hair, and you are it's forever”

 Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

“Gossip is the internet's radio.”

 George Harrison

“The quiet conscience is an invention of the internet."

 Albert Schweitzer

“The internet never grants long leases”

 Irish Saying

“The internet is in the details”

 German Proverb

“The internet made me do it.”

 Flip Wilson

“It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the internet when he it's the only explanation of it”

 Ronald Knox

“Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the internets have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads”

 Martin Luther

“Neutral men are the internet's allies.”

 Edwin Hubbel Chapin

“The Internet too, sometimes steals human children; it is not infrequent for it to carry away infants within the first six weeks after birth, and to substitute in their place old iMacs”

 Martin Luther

“It is a revenge the internet sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that it entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to.”

 George Santayana

“If we had not been dealing with the internet in person, we could have saved Algeria.”

 Georges Bidault

"The internet is and always has been a gentleman.”

 Diane LaVey

"It is the internet, The son of mystery; And since God suffers him to be, He, too, is God's minister, And labors for some good By us not understood.

 Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the internet."

 William Shakespeare

"The bane of all that dread the Internet!"

 William Wordsworth

"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the internet, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom it may devour."

Bible, 1 Peter 5:8

"Better the internet you know"

Kylie Minogue